FunNY MonDaY--- What Men Really Mean
"It would take too long to explain" -
Means.. "I have no idea how it works".
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind"
Means.. "I was wondering if that redhead over there is looking at me".
Take a break honey, you're working too hard" -
Means.. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner".
"That's interesting dear" -
Means.. "Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie" -
Means.. "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women".
"That's women's work" -
Means.. "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless".
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses"
Means.. "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe".
"I can't find it" -
Means.. "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless".
"What did I do this time?" -
Means.. "What did you catch me at?"
"You know I could never love anyone else" -
Means.. "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse".




















