A Luxe House for Sale

please contact: faye_vander_heide@yahoo.com.ph for amazing finder's fee and broker's bonus!!! Pls. visit the site:http://www.me-dutchsociety.com/2010/01/imagine-living-in-coolness-of-mountains_28.html

"What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now".

Monday, November 28, 2011

FunNY MonDaY

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."

0 valued insights:

Recent Comments

  © Blogger templates The Professional Template by Ourblogtemplates.com 2008

Back to TOP