FunNY MonDaY--- Marriage Quotes

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

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