FunnY MOnday...“Marriage is a like prison, but without the conjugal visits.”

After being married for 40 years, I turned and said to my wife, “Honey 40 years ago I was married to a hot young 21 year old, I had a small cheap apartment, I slept on a falling apart pull-out sofa and my car was held together by duct tape.

Now I have to sleep with a sagging 61 year old, but I have a $500,000 dollar home, a $70,000 dollar car and a bed so big we have to special order the sheets. It would seem to me that you aren’t holding up your side of things.

To which she replied…

Go and get yourself a “hot 21 year old” and I promise you will have your small cheap apartment, a falling apart pull-out sofa and a car that is held together by duct tape.

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A Blessed Sunday...He is Rich

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY TO ALL!

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Food for Thought

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY!

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Win A Trip Package By Memphis Travel

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Memphis Travel. All opinions are 100% mine.

The school year 2010-2011 has just started. Today is the first day of school. My kids do not like it after having six weeks school vacation. Now we are planning for the next school vacation which is on October 23 until 31. Every year they have one week vacation in October.
After several hours of surfing on the net for our vacation destination I found this website Memphis-savvy travel guide. There are three ways to plan your vacation such as trip itineraries, the scheduled events or prize package. Good news they have trip packages to be given away.
If ever I won the trip package I would choose the Family Fun. We can enjoy the following:
Carriage Ride
Memphis Zoo
Pink Palace
Dinner for 4 at Rendezvous
Madison Hotel
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I am absolutely sure that the kids would love to see the wild animals in the Memphis Zoo and enjoy the carriage ride. After a long day in the zoo we could have a dinner at Rendezvous.

It would be a tiresome day so a good night sleep at Madison Hotel would be perfect. The following day we could visit the midget golf. My kids really love playing golf. Three weeks ago we played midget golf in one of the family parks here. We really had fun. If I won this trip we will absolutely play golf.
This would be the most unforgettable vacation and experience in my life if ever I won the Family trip package.
Try your luck, enter to win a trip package. Who knows maybe you will be one of the lucky winners. It is free, so why you do not try. Good luck!

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FuNnY MonDaY... Married Life

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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A Blessed Sunday...God's Gift To YOu

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.

HAVE BLESSED SUNDAY TO ALL!

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Our 3D Eyewear

Yesterday afternoon we went out to see a movie "CATS AND DOGS" in 3D. We only go out to see a movie if it is shown in 3D.  HD and blue ray films we watch them at home.

Do I look good with my 3D eyewear? LOL!

So, watch the film with your kids. It is a nice film for the whole family. An afternoon with kids in the moviehouse is enjoyable.

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Food for Thought

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Funny Monday... Computers Are Like Men and Women

Computers are Like Men...
*In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
*They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
*They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
*As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
*They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...
*No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
*The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
*Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
*As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
*You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

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A BLessed SundaY

“Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them.”

HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY!

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My Afternoon Snacks

Last week I made turon, banana lumpias. This is one of my favorite afternoon snacks. My variation of this recipe is I put brown sugar, jackfruit, and young coconut and then fry. So, easy. With matching ice-cold drinks, a perfect afternoon snacks on this hot weather. I will make again this afternoon.

What are your favorites snacks?

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A BLessed SUNDAY...You Raise Me Up by Wesley Klein

"YOU RAISE ME UP"

by Wesley Klein (The Winner of the Dutch Popstar 2009)

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;

When troubles come and my heart burdened be;

Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,

Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;

You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

[Instrumental break]

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;

You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;

You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;

You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

I am not afraid to fall because YOU are there to Raise Me Up 
HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY!

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